See the ball-faced boy!
See the man with seventeen testicles!
See the Longinus’ Cup overflow!
See the child stare vacuously into the infinite void!
You! Young lad!
Come forward!
See the vagina-faced lady!
Two for one!
Indeed!
I am your host… ZILTOID THE OMNISCIENT!
Ladies and gentlemen…
An announcer of my testicular baldness, as they made me out to be…
My goal in this world is only to vacate the human mind,
and twice now, toward the stars..
the men on the trampoline, the flying Menge Brothers!
Yes!
Fraudulence, ladies and gentlemen, free of charge…
Whenever your admission, you get one service..
Egads! Astounding! My worlds!
Ladies and gentlemen, I now see my life’s purpose:

I AM THE MIGHTY MASTURBATOR

TEN FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS:

1. Devin Townsend

2. Cattle Decapitation

3. Behemoth

4. Meshuggah

5. Lady Gaga

6. Rings of Saturn

7. Whitechapel

8. Slipknot

9. Pantera

10. Dethklok

FIRST SONG YOU HEARD BY ____________.

1. Shitstorm

2. The Carbon Stampede

3. Conquer All

4. Bleed

5. Poker Face

6. Seized and Devoured

7. This Is Exile

8. Duality

9. Walk

10. Thunderhorse

CURRENT FAVORITE SONG BY ____________.

1. Grace
2. Dead Set on Suicide
3. Lucifer
4. I Am Colossus

5. Scheiße

6. Objective to Harvest
7. Hate Creation
8. People = Shit
9. Becoming
10. Crush the Industry

FAVORITE ALBUM BY __________________.

1. Ziltoid the Omniscient
2. Monolith of Inhumanity
3. Demigod

4. Koloss

5. Born This Way

6. Dingir

7. Whitechapel

8. Iowa

9. The Great Southern Trendkill

10. Dethalbum II

I really dislike the vast majority of people at my school, you guys.

IN OTHER NEWS, There may possibly be a Dethalbum III this year!

Yep, this Meshuggah album is everything I hoped it to be. Holy fucking lord. It’s got those really bad ass, fast songs. Then it’s got the fucking ball punching, heavy as shit songs…and it’s just the perfect blend. Fucking a’. 

Then Municipal Waste’s new album is…well, it’s Municipal Waste. Fucking awesome, fast, and classic ol’ Thrashy ‘Waste shit. Both these albums are, so far, my favorite albums of the year!

Oh, and Cannibal Corpse’s Torture. That album is bad ass too! Very technically proficient. Love that shit. Love the guitar work and shit. Then Corpsegrinder’s voice is bad ass as fuck like usual. 

AND THOSE…are my short reviews for the newest albums I’ve listened to these past few weeks.