March 2012
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like sugar...
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me: whoops
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vvickedyouth:
theimprisoned replied to your photo: new hair
can’t tell if that’s another strand or a boob crack
i don’t have my shirt on in that photo you tell me nigger
Totally looks like another strand you guys. And by that, I mean you’re retarded to even think that.
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Classic.
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*while listening to Koloss by Meshuggah*
Yep, this Meshuggah album is everything I hoped it to be. Holy fucking lord. It’s got those really bad ass, fast songs. Then it’s got the fucking ball punching, heavy as shit songs…and it’s just the perfect blend. Fucking a’. Then Municipal Waste’s new album is…well, it’s Municipal Waste. Fucking awesome, fast, and classic ol’ Thrashy...
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I seriously fucking love Devin Townsend’s music. God dammit. YOU GUYS.
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Internet arguments/fights with retards...
*SNIFF*, I MISS THEM, YOU GUYS!
No but seriously, fuck Branden Hendershot.
And anyone who tells you they know, they just know what happens when you die, I...
– Bill Maher
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vvickedyouth asked: me brushing your hair
vvickedyouth asked: us hugging
cancun-of-89 asked: That picture of Taylor looks like she's higher then wiz kalifia flying a kite (funnz joke righ?) but other then that good job! Keep them bitches in line with your unicorn hair!
whoritos:
one time i fell down the stairs and sprained my ankle really bad and my dad laughed at me
whoritos:
i love pizza so much if there was a way to shove it up my vag without it getting infected i totally would