Devin Townsend’s bad ass scream from Juular,...
I am the coming of a new age Past your shit by far I was a puzzle in your sick life, But will never be a piece anymore. Because I worked through your fucking bullshit And I worked through your fucking lies Now I’m working on the edge With a thousand times the stress, So I can damn you down to size. I worked in your fucking warehouse I worked in your fucking dream I worked on the...
We don’t need their laws together we destroy And I won’t let them ruin the one thing I enjoy Tonight’s the night we finally get to rip this place apart And this is how we turn your boring party into art
supascooperandmightymansh: Devin Townsend has said that if Buckethead was up for it, he’d love to collaborate. This needs to happen.
TELL ME HOW MUCH THEY FUCKING SUCK!
HELL YEAH THEY FUCKING SUCK!!!!
Greatest (or most disgusting) thing you'll ever...
Traci (last name): Oh okay well do u want me to masturbate??
Draven Hazard: You should finger your anus.
Traci (last name): Okay then?
Draven Hazard: lololololol
Traci (lulzQ): But I actually only masturbate with my favorite pen and I don't like to finger anyone or finger myself because it get sticky but then I do lick it sooooooooo idk lol
SIDE NOTE: this girl is very, very, very fat and not good looking and I have no idea who she is...
A Post on Facebook from a friend of mine's Mom
“Merry christmas to everybody and don”t get hurt or Accident don”t drink drive no! ask someone for ride (who don”t drunk or anything or call Taxi)” Or there’s even… “Finally I buy a movie to watch those (the Help) oh my god that make me cry and hurt see those what going on. My feeling strong that I am proud of colors and mix with white. I...
Man: ...And they greys float our memories, In the long haul...
Boss: Hey Slacker! Wake up! We got people standing here in line; you're sitting there daydreaming. C'mon we got two veggie white chocolate moccha's, a tall Americano and a Grande cappuccino! C'mon get your butt in gear! C'mon!
Man: oh...sorry...sorry...sorry. OK, two um...
Customer: Excuse me.
Customer: Excuse me.
Man: Yeah, yeah.
Customer: Excuse me sir, I believe I ordered a decaf, non fat, no whip, sugar free, vanilla flavoured latte...
Boss: Hey slacker! We got people lined up out the door over here, C'mon; we got two veggie white moccha's, a Grande cappuccino and a tall latte! Let's go! Move it!